tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33267860837236469352012-02-16T04:52:38.086-05:00turkey baster? i don't even know her!Matt Marshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16722180413709053959noreply@blogger.comBlogger121100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3326786083723646935.post-40031440014945448392012-01-26T22:35:00.004-05:002012-01-26T22:45:58.999-05:00ladies and gentlemen.<br /><br />it has been a very long time since we have produced content for this blog. a very long time.<br /><br />unfortunately, i regret to inform you that the excellent creators have made the regretful decision to shut down the blog. perhaps now brendan will have a chance with the ladies!<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />JUST KIDDING!<br /><br />IT HAS BEEN FAR TOO LONG SINCE BRENDAN HAS BEEN DENIED IN INTERNET FORM.<br />THE TIME HAS COME FOR...DENIAL.<br />PREPARE FOR A VIDEO THAT HAS THE POTENTIAL TO ROCK YOUR SOCKS OFF.<br /><br /><br />WATCH THIS VIDEO <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYDJOYo87F0">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYDJOYo87F0</a> AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS TO OUR UNLUCKY HERO! TELL ALL YOUR FRIENDS!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3326786083723646935-4003144001494544839?l=brendangetsdeniedagain.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Matt Marshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16722180413709053959noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3326786083723646935.post-31660414045129555782010-04-20T22:01:00.000-04:002010-04-20T22:01:36.439-04:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_YeNRMHhuss4/S85cKu2lqjI/AAAAAAAAAFc/8xKuWYPPwCs/s1600/Bank_of_America.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="480" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_YeNRMHhuss4/S85cKu2lqjI/AAAAAAAAAFc/8xKuWYPPwCs/s640/Bank_of_America.JPG" width="640" /></a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3326786083723646935-3166041404512955578?l=brendangetsdeniedagain.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>jontshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15615451559888511275noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3326786083723646935.post-1277153380675519742009-09-27T22:51:00.001-04:002009-09-27T23:21:20.758-04:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_C58KYgPNtLE/SsArpmKu-LI/AAAAAAAAAC4/gvlfbRQ6K2c/s1600-h/dora.PNG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 350px; height: 276px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_C58KYgPNtLE/SsArpmKu-LI/AAAAAAAAAC4/gvlfbRQ6K2c/s400/dora.PNG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5386353147955312818" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3326786083723646935-127715338067551974?l=brendangetsdeniedagain.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Matt Marshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16722180413709053959noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3326786083723646935.post-19821594798626175382008-12-23T23:59:00.001-05:002008-12-23T23:59:00.808-05:00following is the tale of foxy the snowbabe, frosty's lesser known sister. feel free to sing the text to the tune of the frosty the snowman song, as well as ignore all logical inconsistencies or impossibilities.<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_C58KYgPNtLE/SVGajeppKrI/AAAAAAAAABo/WkgS1KJpZW0/s1600-h/panel+2.PNG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_C58KYgPNtLE/SVGajeppKrI/AAAAAAAAABo/WkgS1KJpZW0/s400/panel+2.PNG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5283173772196129458" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_C58KYgPNtLE/SVGav2udxLI/AAAAAAAAAB4/bCYGTY-XlHU/s1600-h/panel+3.PNG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 268px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_C58KYgPNtLE/SVGav2udxLI/AAAAAAAAAB4/bCYGTY-XlHU/s400/panel+3.PNG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5283173984817235122" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_C58KYgPNtLE/SVGa8soHEBI/AAAAAAAAACA/RDfvpWY0JdU/s1600-h/panel+4.PNG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 267px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_C58KYgPNtLE/SVGa8soHEBI/AAAAAAAAACA/RDfvpWY0JdU/s400/panel+4.PNG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5283174205444526098" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_C58KYgPNtLE/SVGbKvpmKkI/AAAAAAAAACI/NwagL1QX9yw/s1600-h/panel+5.PNG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 267px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_C58KYgPNtLE/SVGbKvpmKkI/AAAAAAAAACI/NwagL1QX9yw/s400/panel+5.PNG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5283174446774233666" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_C58KYgPNtLE/SVGbQZKrSYI/AAAAAAAAACQ/xsVmL1vXGzw/s1600-h/panel+6.PNG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 249px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_C58KYgPNtLE/SVGbQZKrSYI/AAAAAAAAACQ/xsVmL1vXGzw/s400/panel+6.PNG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5283174543818180994" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_C58KYgPNtLE/SVGbaEHukQI/AAAAAAAAACY/Q3Ei4GDNyQo/s1600-h/panel7.PNG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 266px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_C58KYgPNtLE/SVGbaEHukQI/AAAAAAAAACY/Q3Ei4GDNyQo/s400/panel7.PNG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5283174709967360258" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_C58KYgPNtLE/SVGbf13v6tI/AAAAAAAAACg/ZZEstGljui4/s1600-h/jail.PNG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 339px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_C58KYgPNtLE/SVGbf13v6tI/AAAAAAAAACg/ZZEstGljui4/s400/jail.PNG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5283174809221458642" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3326786083723646935-1982159479862617538?l=brendangetsdeniedagain.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Matt Marshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16722180413709053959noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3326786083723646935.post-83921021889427404532008-12-23T01:11:00.004-05:002008-12-23T01:14:17.975-05:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_YeNRMHhuss4/SVCBV79rl4I/AAAAAAAAACk/lm3yBtmVJPw/s1600-h/desert1.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 267px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_YeNRMHhuss4/SVCBV79rl4I/AAAAAAAAACk/lm3yBtmVJPw/s400/desert1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5282864576779229058" border="0" /></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_YeNRMHhuss4/SVCBZjc7lgI/AAAAAAAAACs/TaBwHIccQEQ/s1600-h/desert2.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 267px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_YeNRMHhuss4/SVCBZjc7lgI/AAAAAAAAACs/TaBwHIccQEQ/s400/desert2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5282864638918891010" border="0" /></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_YeNRMHhuss4/SVCBc2jAEQI/AAAAAAAAAC0/hZlvDSOHJE0/s1600-h/desert3.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 267px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_YeNRMHhuss4/SVCBc2jAEQI/AAAAAAAAAC0/hZlvDSOHJE0/s400/desert3.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5282864695584231682" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3326786083723646935-8392102188942740453?l=brendangetsdeniedagain.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>jontshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15615451559888511275noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3326786083723646935.post-11215376960278329292008-12-14T23:21:00.012-05:002008-12-14T23:39:09.864-05:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_YeNRMHhuss4/SUXe4whBhTI/AAAAAAAAABs/_7k6eRCbH4c/s1600-h/rockette+1.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 299px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_YeNRMHhuss4/SUXe4whBhTI/AAAAAAAAABs/_7k6eRCbH4c/s400/rockette+1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5279871204839228722" border="0" /></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_YeNRMHhuss4/SUXe8AvRqOI/AAAAAAAAAB0/d1RstcJrXB8/s1600-h/rockette+2.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 299px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_YeNRMHhuss4/SUXe8AvRqOI/AAAAAAAAAB0/d1RstcJrXB8/s400/rockette+2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5279871260733581538" border="0" /></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_YeNRMHhuss4/SUXe_fn2ucI/AAAAAAAAAB8/O2JPqj_BQ0E/s1600-h/rockette+3.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 299px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_YeNRMHhuss4/SUXe_fn2ucI/AAAAAAAAAB8/O2JPqj_BQ0E/s400/rockette+3.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5279871320563562946" border="0" /></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_YeNRMHhuss4/SUXfB3h996I/AAAAAAAAACE/1Y1UfzgDmP4/s1600-h/rockette+4.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 299px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_YeNRMHhuss4/SUXfB3h996I/AAAAAAAAACE/1Y1UfzgDmP4/s400/rockette+4.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5279871361341061026" border="0" /></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_YeNRMHhuss4/SUXfEnvm5lI/AAAAAAAAACM/tkc7rjYa9BE/s1600-h/rockette+5.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 299px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_YeNRMHhuss4/SUXfEnvm5lI/AAAAAAAAACM/tkc7rjYa9BE/s400/rockette+5.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5279871408642909778" border="0" /></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_YeNRMHhuss4/SUXfHHD2oII/AAAAAAAAACU/Ecqj1GMrxJg/s1600-h/rockette+6.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 299px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_YeNRMHhuss4/SUXfHHD2oII/AAAAAAAAACU/Ecqj1GMrxJg/s400/rockette+6.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5279871451409064066" border="0" /></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_YeNRMHhuss4/SUXfKB6h00I/AAAAAAAAACc/7vlZzjz4KsM/s1600-h/rockette+7.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 299px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_YeNRMHhuss4/SUXfKB6h00I/AAAAAAAAACc/7vlZzjz4KsM/s400/rockette+7.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5279871501567382338" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_YeNRMHhuss4/SUXbkemkooI/AAAAAAAAAA0/uhcXYjabJlE/s1600-h/rockette+3.jpg"><br /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3326786083723646935-1121537696027832929?l=brendangetsdeniedagain.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>jontshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15615451559888511275noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3326786083723646935.post-40634511392372879042008-12-13T16:17:00.002-05:002008-12-13T16:19:15.503-05:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_YeNRMHhuss4/SUQmo132OFI/AAAAAAAAAAc/R3oqQWmokSk/s1600-h/pirates.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 277px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_YeNRMHhuss4/SUQmo132OFI/AAAAAAAAAAc/R3oqQWmokSk/s400/pirates.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5279387146283006034" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3326786083723646935-4063451139237287904?l=brendangetsdeniedagain.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>jontshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15615451559888511275noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3326786083723646935.post-12656004960503616272008-12-12T02:06:00.000-05:002008-12-12T02:07:45.798-05:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_C58KYgPNtLE/SUINn1jPu0I/AAAAAAAAABg/8Tzz3O_qaqI/s1600-h/untitled.bmp"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 308px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_C58KYgPNtLE/SUINn1jPu0I/AAAAAAAAABg/8Tzz3O_qaqI/s400/untitled.bmp" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5278796691272612674" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3326786083723646935-1265600496050361627?l=brendangetsdeniedagain.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Matt Marshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16722180413709053959noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3326786083723646935.post-20208882135954268332008-12-08T10:00:00.000-05:002008-12-08T10:00:08.565-05:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_YeNRMHhuss4/STzBthCJDrI/AAAAAAAAAAU/yzRcueGZfRs/s1600-h/zombiefinal.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 257px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_YeNRMHhuss4/STzBthCJDrI/AAAAAAAAAAU/yzRcueGZfRs/s400/zombiefinal.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5277305851077004978" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3326786083723646935-2020888213595426833?l=brendangetsdeniedagain.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>jontshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15615451559888511275noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3326786083723646935.post-6522895599823309232008-12-08T02:00:00.000-05:002008-12-08T02:00:01.230-05:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_YeNRMHhuss4/STywdFpDwQI/AAAAAAAAAAM/mn_0rFNGQSE/s1600-h/dinosaur.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 248px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_YeNRMHhuss4/STywdFpDwQI/AAAAAAAAAAM/mn_0rFNGQSE/s400/dinosaur.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5277286877148463362" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3326786083723646935-652289559982330923?l=brendangetsdeniedagain.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>jontshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15615451559888511275noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3326786083723646935.post-17251955292395696892008-12-08T00:27:00.002-05:002008-12-08T00:28:51.769-05:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_C58KYgPNtLE/STywZavMEhI/AAAAAAAAABY/KEBu20Q9Kk0/s1600-h/episode2.PNG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 239px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_C58KYgPNtLE/STywZavMEhI/AAAAAAAAABY/KEBu20Q9Kk0/s400/episode2.PNG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5277286814091842066" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3326786083723646935-1725195529239569689?l=brendangetsdeniedagain.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Matt Marshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16722180413709053959noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3326786083723646935.post-59805380820012547022008-12-08T00:25:00.000-05:002008-12-08T00:26:41.093-05:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_C58KYgPNtLE/STywCqWUxAI/AAAAAAAAABQ/q5gco6fN3cA/s1600-h/episode1.PNG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 328px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_C58KYgPNtLE/STywCqWUxAI/AAAAAAAAABQ/q5gco6fN3cA/s400/episode1.PNG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5277286423145530370" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3326786083723646935-5980538082001254702?l=brendangetsdeniedagain.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Matt Marshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16722180413709053959noreply@blogger.com0